Actually I’m quite good with plants. I love them and they seem to like me. My peacelily has been a little sick lately, and is, though healthylooking, not flowering anymore. While I just supposed it is in between flowerings, (these plants will flower again and again) I googled it to be sure. And I came upon a gardenforum where somebody had posted my exact query. Somebody else had answered the post. “The trick is to make the plant think it’s gonna die. Then it will flower again”.
So now I am slowly but inexorably terrorizing the poor plant, whispering “You’re gonna die”, “Thirsty yet, bitch ?” and “I’ll kill you” everytime I pass it. Hoping for flowers.