Snippets of these days…

• “So no kids, eh ? Hm. Probably you shouldn’t even have a boyfriend.”
• “You call me anytime. Middle of the night, whatever, you call me, 24/7”.
• ” You ought to watch yourself. Your mom’s here now and your grandma was here before her. Probably runs in the family”.
• “You sure you don’t want to get married ? You cook really well too.”
• “You’re quite the snobby girl, aren’t you? Probably think the sun shines out of your ass, don’t you? “
• “It’s quite easy to fall for you, your passion, enthusiasm and looks.”
• “You’re starting to scare me.”
• “What’s up, kitten ? Still landing on your feet ?”
• “Well, you aren’t known as the most diplomatic person ever.”
• “You’re the best boss I ever had.”
• “Come to the party, it’s bound to be fun. It’s Pimps and Hoes at (—-insert fancy hotel—-). You could be a wonderful Pimp, just come as you are.”