She was standing at the entrance to the restaurant-kitchen. Blond, pretty-ish, drunk and out-of-bounds; our guests aren’t allowed in the kitchen. Tall, hot waiter approaches her from behind, and says (icily): “What can I do for you?” She replies, without turning around “Oh, nothing…” – then turns to find he’s hot and changes her mind:…Continue Reading “Comeback”
We were hanging out in the restaurant downstairs; golden light falling through the huge windows. I waiting behind the bar for our guests to arrive. He: “Your Italian is perfect but you speak Danish very well too. It really is incredible.” I: “Yeah, well. (?) I am Danish you know.” He: “Whaddyamean ? Danish ?…Continue Reading “Offer”
…”would be lovely to get married. Then I wouldn’t have to worry about a thing”… Girl to 3 female friends.