Snippets of these days… “So no kids, eh ? Hm. Probably you shouldn’t even have a boyfriend.” “You call me anytime. Middle of the night, whatever, you call me, 24/7”. ” You ought to watch yourself. Your mom’s here now and your grandma was here before her. Probably runs in the family”. “You sure you…Continue Reading “Snippets of these days”
She was standing at the entrance to the restaurant-kitchen. Blond, pretty-ish, drunk and out-of-bounds; our guests aren’t allowed in the kitchen. Tall, hot waiter approaches her from behind, and says (icily): “What can I do for you?” She replies, without turning around “Oh, nothing…” – then turns to find he’s hot and changes her mind:…Continue Reading “Comeback”
“…. small, fat and dark. Olive skin and black eyes. She would have big breasts and a huge bottom. She would laugh way too loud and be pretty vulgar, breasts wobbling while she was laughing. She would swear a lot and speak her mind. Wear vivid colours, big flowing dresses, and be far too honest….Continue Reading “And she would definitely have a moustache…”
Your horoscope – Week of May 24, 2010 You could be tempted to go far – very, very far. Uranus moves into your travel zone, so it isn’t just a question of journeying to the other side of the world. You may want to escape Earth’s atmosphere altogether. You’re very tempted to go way out…Continue Reading “Gettin’ friskier”
We were hanging out in the restaurant downstairs; golden light falling through the huge windows. I waiting behind the bar for our guests to arrive. He: “Your Italian is perfect but you speak Danish very well too. It really is incredible.” I: “Yeah, well. (?) I am Danish you know.” He: “Whaddyamean ? Danish ?…Continue Reading “Offer”
Actually I’m quite good with plants. I love them and they seem to like me. My peacelily has been a little sick lately, and is, though healthylooking, not flowering anymore. While I just supposed it is in between flowerings, (these plants will flower again and again) I googled it to be sure. And I came…Continue Reading “Terrorizing my peacelily”
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I almost peed my pants reading this. Absolutely love it. Do yourself the favour and read this e-mail exchange, I know it is sort of long but it is sooooo funnny. Please design a logo for me. With piecharts. For free.
I know this is old but it has me in stitches over and over again. Enjoy More Cowbell!
Okay. I have a tiny problem finding my way around. M and I jokes (actually he jokes, I just laugh along as if I find it funny) that if I ever got to Italy in the first place, it was probably because I took a wrong turn somewhere. And that it took me 15 years…Continue Reading “I am not lost. Everything else is”