“…. small, fat and dark. Olive skin and black eyes. She would have big breasts and a huge bottom. She would laugh way too loud and be pretty vulgar, breasts wobbling while she was laughing. She would swear a lot and speak her mind. Wear vivid colours, big flowing dresses, and be far too honest. But you would have to love her.”
I absolutely love it when people I like, play along on my beloved “If this wine was a guy/gal, he/she would be…”-game.